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#WhatTheHellHappened: To Camille, Who’s Ex-Boyfriend Came Crawling Back After He Dumped Her In Front Of A Supermarket?

In this week’s #WhatTheHellHappened, I caught up with Camille, who wrote in to @AskMomAndSpawn because her f*ckboy ex who shattered her heart crawled back into her life (and bed). Remembering the good times, Camille was considering trying things again, even though her ex seemed unsure. My @CrazyJewishMom had some…wisdom to offer: “The definition of insane is when you keep f*cking the same f*ckboy and expect him to be a prince.” I was also skeptical, and cautioned, “against diving back in, vagina first.”

So, #WhatTheHellHappened? Here’s a refresher on Camille’s original story, and an update from her below!

“Hey guys! I was dumped in September by a guy that I was with for more than two years. It was really a hard time for me. During christmas break we met twice during some parties (we were both drunk), and twice we ended up having sex. I’m starting to have feelings again, and I think that he still likes me too. Problem is, I really suffered when he left me. And he behaved like a jerk, breaking up with me in front of a supermarket, talking to me like a total stranger. But even like this, I still want to try something again with him. Should I go for it or not? He’s not my first love but he was the most intense love that I ever had, and I’ve never been that deeply in love before him. I’m really confused about what to do and I really need some advice.” – Camille

So, #WhatTheHellHappened to her?

First, I think I already congratulated you about the wedding on Instagram, but I’ll do it again now! CONGRATS!!!

I’m doing fine now. I ended the story definitely. He tried once more, but I said no. Enough is enough, Huh? I was a bit broken inside for a while and even now, I still think of him. But I’m okay. I have my priorities, and he’s not one of them. He’s no more than a nice memory. First are my family, health and exams. It is not always easy to find the courage to do the right thing. So, thank you for telling me what my mind keep telling me about him and this situation. Maybe I wasn’t ready to listen at that time.

Well, I’ll end it here, but still, from the bottom off my heart.. THANK YOU.

And sorry for my English, it isn’t my first language.

Kisses from Switzerland, come when you want, you are welcome! -Camille

@CrazyJewishMom:  Okay, I’m booking my flight to Switzerland now. Camille, send me your address!

@KateFriedmanSiegel: Nope nope nope, you’re not doing that. Camille, I’m sorry you had to go through more pain with this asshole, but I’m so glad to hear that you’re in a better place.

@CrazyJewishMom: If he tries to mess with you again, burn his house down. Hey, we can do it together when I come visit you in Switzerland!
@KateFriedmanSiegel: Sigh. Really glad you’re doing well, and thank you so much for the kind words of congratulations! We’re so excited!
@CrazyJewishMom: By the way, I wasn’t joking about the vibrator.

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