“I want to give YOU a breast exam!” – @CrazyJewishMom to Ross Matthews on Hollywood Today Live!
“Is there a sperm bank near here? Or an egg freezing place?” – @CrazyJewishMom
“The Crazy Jewish Mom Instagram is my new favorite EVERYTHING. If I could wear it as a coat, I would. I want to marry it; is that legal yet in California?” – Cosmo by Laura Beck
“Are you still married?” -@CrazyJewishMom to America’s beloved (and very married) anchor Dan Harris
“You have to clench your lady bits, your vagina! Come on, I’m doing them right now!” -@CrazyJewishMom to Steve Harvey