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Ask Mom & Spawn: Do We Move in or Break Up?

“I have been dating my boyfriend for almost 2 years and we are about to graduate college and he says he doesn’t want to live with me after graduation. We basically live together now but he wont make the jump to having just one place. What do you think this means?” – Elizabeth

@CrazyJewishMom: It means DUMP HIM NOW AND FIND A NEW SPERMINATOR. Liz, remove all his things from your place, preferably by dumping them out your window. Block him from your Facebook. The guy doesn’t even have enough balls to be honest with you. HE DOESNT DESERVE YOU. Ovary up, and get out of there! And maybe key his car.

@KateESiegel: Definitely don’t key his car. I do agree with her overall point though, it seems odd that someone you’ve been dating for such a long time would be totally closed to the idea of getting a place together. That said, I would highly recommend not living together right out of college. Made that mistake myself.

@CrazyJewishMom: Don’t remind me.

@KateESiegel: I think living together when you’re not ready to make a real commitment to eachother can be tricky for a lot of reasons.  All that said, the fact that he’s not into the idea of living with you, is probably a sign that he’s feeling uncertain about how the future of your relationship should look.

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