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Ask Mom And Spawn: Dating After 40

Ask Mom And Spawn: Dating After 40

“Hi, I am a 42 year old, divorced, mother of 2 grown daughters…I work away from home for 28 days and I am home for 28 days.. I don’t drink and don’t go to bars because that’s not who I am. I attend a very small synagogue so no single men there and most men on dating sites only want one thing and I am worth more than that…so how do I go about finding someone at an older age??” -Jodi

@CrazyJewishMom: Jodi!! Age is nothing but a number. Get your boobs out, your heels on, and get back out there! You’re single! The world is your oyster! And you don’t even have your spawn dragging you down every day!

@KateFriedmanSiegel: Hey, thanks!

@CrazyJewishMom: Listen, have fun and embrace this new stage of your life! You don’t have to go to bars to meet someone, but you have to open up your social circle and comfort zone. It’s easy to get stuck in the same routine, seeing the same people. Try new things!! Join a bowling league! Go to football and basketball games! Go where the MEN are. And you travel for 28 days? What could be better? You have your local sperminator selection AND a whole other host of manmeat to choose from, the other 28 days when you travel.

@KateFriedmanSiegel: I’m surprised you didn’t tell her to wear lipstick on the plane. That’s one of her mantras with me.

@CrazyJewishMom: I think that goes without saying. Oh, and GET ON THE RABBI TRAIN!! It doesn’t matter if your synagogue is small, Rabbis know sperminators everywhere! And don’t be shy! Ask your Rabbi if he knows anyone you might like. And absolutely scout out the synagogue manmeat market whenever you travel. Call ahead and ask the local Rabbi to arrange a selection for you.

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